Rule #400: Always waste time when you haven't got any!
I'm called the Doctor. I'm a time-traveller, a hoper of far-flung hopes and a dreamer of improbable dreams.
Bit of a madman, admittedly, but at least I'm far more exciting than lamps and vegetables.
So what are you waiting for? Come along, Tumblr.
( ooc: Jerry strung, like, six rubber bands together and he’s been shooting them up towards the ceiling. I told him that if he made rubber bands his weapon of choice, he could be called the Rubber Bandit. )