Bow Ties Are Cool


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Rule #400:
Always waste time when you haven't got any!

I'm called the Doctor. I'm a time-traveller, a hoper of far-flung hopes and a dreamer of improbable dreams. Bit of a madman, admittedly, but at least I'm far more exciting than lamps and vegetables.

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Sep 14 '12

Well… since everybody insisted. Really, is nothing sacred anymore? You mention you have a Christmas list, and suddenly everybody wants to know it! Soon enough you’ll all be poking and prodding each other to reveal your birthday wishes when you blow out the candles. (Full image here)

Dear Santa,

Hope you’re finding me nice and not naughty this year. I’ve been trying. Oh, who am I kidding? I’ve gotten into loads of trouble. I’m sure you’ve seen. Anywho, just my Christmas list. I’m sure you’re keeping an eye on it. And me.

  • an everlasting gobstopper (or the equivalent of it. 400 years of searching, and I still have yet to find it!)
  • a communicative binary interface compatible with the TARDIS’s telepathic circuitry (too much?)
  • dinosaurs(thanks, Nick!)
  • a restock of the minerals found in Gallifreyan soil (the trees and schlenk blossoms are running out of their proper nutrients)
  • a few spare bow ties would never go amiss
  • some help finding a setting for WOOD!!
  • perhaps one of those heart-beat pillows? But one with a double pulse— I think I’d like that.
  • chocolates

Say hullo to the missus and the reindeer for me. And tell Ralph I’ll have his gumdrops soon.

Love from,
The Doctor 

51 notes Tags: asks answered fobwatchedtimelady doctor who eleventh doctor tagging this post because of reasons and because i put lots of work into it ok D: also the doctor needs the soil for his garden cause the tardis has a garden and i'm sure he still has some gallifreyan flora in there and ralph is an elf

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    hfgsgashasdh;asdfghkl How am I just seeing this now? It’s perfect. PERFECT I SAY.
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    omg Doctor, this is precious
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  13. ellierratic said: Oh my god. The double-heart-beated pillow made me want to weep. Y U SO PERFECT?!
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    …….*wonders curiously* I am not sure. I found a sonic item that worked on wood down in Rapture, but I never used it...
  20. hyperionholmeswatson said: ((and slightly depressing in some parts but you know))
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    Bit early, isn’t it? Also the stationary… [Under breath] Did you steal that from my desk?
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    if anyone needs me i’ll be crying every last drop of moisture from my body as i evlove backwards into a sponge out of...